As a commuting veteran and licensed London Underground busker, I'm ideally placed to tweet invaluable advice about TfL.

But I'm not gunna.


#TfLFYI: Nothing like a commuter with pink hair,
green eyebrows & a #SesameStreet bag to remind
you #London is full of colourful characters.

My twitter feed's basically a stream of travel etiquette pet peeves, great n' terrible n' downright weird busking moments, and dirt on my fellow commuters in 140 characters.

Intrigued? Pop #TfLFYI into the Twitter search bar.

But if that's too much effort (lazy mofo), here's a selection of ramblings...