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"Tired of waking up in the middle of a field,
face down in a cowpat with your knickers around your ankles?"

If so then teleshopping host Jess would urge you to try Mount Valley Wine's Drinkwise Retreat, a finishing school for binge drinkers... for a modest fee, of course.

"Living without has a way of making you ten times more grateful when you're finally with, even if the 'with' is a dusty bit of choc digestive"

Abby recalls the infamous broken biscuit (her low income family's idea of a treat when she was young), and an act of kindness that blew her and those z-list biscuits away.